Draft the worst. Score the most. 😈
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How to play
1 Create your profile above, then hit Practice vs AI or Play vs Friend.
2 A mystery match from the archives will fire up — you won't know the score.
3 A coin toss decides who picks goalkeeper first. The other keeper goes straight to your opponent.
4 Draft the worst eleven you can remember from that game. Who stank the place out?
5 Sabotage your opponent — your first 3 picks go to their squad. Send them the stars.
Scoring
+20 GK red card
+10 Red card (outfield)
+10 Own goal / missed pen
+8 GK yellow card
+4 Yellow card (outfield)
+1–5 Subbed off early
−3 Playing the full 90'
−3–6 Goal scored
−3–6 Assist
Higher score wins · goals & assists hurt you
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LIVE Man City 0 – 0 Watford 0'
Man City vs Watford kicks off...
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OMNISHAMBLES
Man City 8-0 Watford · 2019
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